To be or not to be

If you couldn't guess already... I am studying Hamlet. An interesting man he is honestly but it is his introspective nature that makes him unable to act.

How interesting.

When an almost 30 year old man can't find the gall to avenge his murdered father we call him a 'Rennaisance Prince' (Hazlitt) but when I can't find it in me to go to school it's laziness.

MAYBE I don't want to contribute to a toxic society of exploation of students.

Fuck I mean if you knew the school I went to maybe you would have understood but such is the nature of these places, you are responsible.

Do you guys think Hamlet would have spoken up for Gaza? A prick like him would probably spew some crap like ohh I'm not educated enough :(

Nothing angers me more than the weaponised incompetent white man (well maybe GENOCIDE and like rapist bears with guns...) in society. ugh its so bad.

What do we think of Ophelia? Poor poor Ophelia left victim to the court my heart goes out for her and the women of the court alike.

Well the only other woman of the court is Gertude who may just piss me more off than her fuckwad husband (Claudius - not daddy Hamlet). Like how are you seeing a play about a woman who 'twice I strike my husband dead when second husband kisses me in bed' and going like oh wow its good! u fucking lemon.

BUT OPHELIAAA NOOOOO MY SWEET SWEET OPHELIA. Now I dont say that in the way that hamlet + laertes were like '40,000 brothers'.... 40,000 brothers my arsehole.

SPEAKING OF ARSEHOLES?!

Hamlet must be gay no?

Does he not give u guys that vibe like so much...

u need to have bum sex u filthy man.

guys I had a fight with my mum.

shut up.

ANYWAYS (I know anyways isn't a word but whatevs) make sure you wear your mouthguards or they will shrivel up and die.

JEFF BUCKLEY DIED IN THE MISSISSIPI RIVER AND NO ONE HELPED HIM ;(